Write On Wednesday – Status Anxiety

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Write On Wednesdays Exercise 6 – Status Anxiety: Log onto your Facebook/Twitter page and write down the first status update you see.  Set a timer for 5 minutes. Write the first words that come into your head after your prompt. Stop when the buzzer rings. Do this exercise over and over if you wish. If you don’t do the social media thing (there’s bound to be some who haven’t succumbed!) email me and I’ll send you a status update from one of my social media accounts. If you feel uncomfortable about using one of your friend’s status updates, consider using the most recent update on Lamebook, the home of the funniest and lamest Facebook status updates. 


Thanks to my friend Lisa for her response to one of my own statuses (statii?), which inspired this week’s five minutes of fiction.


“I shall make a small sacrifice to the gods. Five pieces of gold and a mushroom should do.”


“Mushrooms!” I slapped my forehead a little harder than I’d meant to, stunning myself for a moment. “Of course, I’ve been doing it wrong. I was using the wrong fungus this whole time!”

“Lordy, it says right here,” Milly pointed to the magnificent tome, which lay open before her. “Page 55; ‘Garden variety mushrooms must be sacrificed in order to restore the thing that has become all arse-about-face.”

“Not Amanita Muscaria?” I had that familiar sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, the one I get when I know I’ve made a right pig’s ear of something.

“Definitely not Muscaria! That inferior and somewhat rather toxic ‘shroom is used in sacrifices of a quite different nature.” Milly’s voice fell to a whisper. I leaned closer.
“Over there.” She jerked her head toward the patch of dry land where our chickens scratched at the dust.

“The chicken coop?”

“No, you fool.” Milly pinched my arm. ”Beyond the chicken coop, through the Thorn-ed Forest and…” She waved her arms around dismissively.

“You don’t really know what lies beyond, do you Milly? You’re just making it up.”

She bent her head to the altar and the circle of fire crackling at its heart. “Well of course I do. Now, hand me that steel blade and a few of those herbs. We must hurry and put things right before…”

“WHAT IN THE BLAZES?” With a fright, I leapt into the air. Himself. He stood before us, a bear of a man, almost seven feet tall and covered in the filth of a day’s hard work. How had we not heard his heavy footfall?

My timer sounded, and though I was tempted to rush to find an ending (which would’ve been utterly lame), I decided to leave it as it is. The beginning of a middle-grade fantasy? Or just two girls making mushroom stroganoff for their dad’s dinner? 


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  • Anne

    You bet! I'll be there next week. I pictured a Pagan festival! LOL (And learnt a bit about mushrooms! LOL)

    Anne @ Domesblissity

  • Jaimee Hunter

    Oh, I would love you to keep going! You're an inspiring writer! Thank you.

  • InkPaperPen

    Love that image of the bear of a man, covered in the filth of a hard day's work. Quite a daunting character. Like Anne, I pictured something Pagan too. I want to know more, it felt like the story was really building, right as the damn buzzer rang.. I said it last week, but again, I love your clever writing style. It seems that words come easy to you?

    What a cool status update to have as a prompt…

  • allison tait

    Love it… and I think I'm going to borrow that status update. It's got to be useful on more than one occasion.

    Love your writing voice. Was right there with you. :-)

  • jennifersmart

    Maybe because I saw Harry Potter the other night, but I went straight to witches. Thoroughly enjoyed this.

  • MultipleMum

    They were definitely concocting a spell if you ask me. And getting up to mischief if the 'jump' has anything to say! x

  • V. Furnas

    Beautiful start. Can't wait to see the end.

  • sjp

    I enjoyed the way it could have evolved to be something mysterious and dark or just curious innocence

  • runcharlierun.com

    did I tell you about the magic mushroom pizza I had a college? Was very interesting being spaced out in a swooshing wheat field..

    good story :)

  • Jayne

    Thank you so much for all your lovely and encouraging comments!

    Lisa's status was the bomb – Allison, I'd love to see the status in action again!

    Gill, writing is a struggle for me if I allow the pesky critic in. I tend to write in short bursts, with a strong, mental image, which is why I enjoy timed exercises so much – no time to think, just write what I see.

    And no, husband, I knew not of the magic mushroom pizza. Naughty boy!

  • Kiersten

    I really enjoyed this a lot, Jayne! I loved that there was no real ending, so it could just be two girls making dinner, but it could also be something more "magical". Great job!!
    <3 Kiersten
    http://kierstenevan.blogspot.com/

  • Kimberlee

    I liked it a lot.

    And what a great status update to start with. :D I wish my friends were more creative. LOL.

  • House of Prowse

    My first time reading you and I really enjoyed it! Pictured myself and my primary school BFF cooking up a storm after reading Enid Blyton.
    I thought some of the language was in an older voice at times. Looking forward to reading more.
    I'm at house of prowse.

  • Jayne

    "the thing that has become all arse-about-face"

    Best. Saying. Ever! I love it :)

  • Jayne

    Lol, Jayne – it's well-used around here ;)